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Jan 7, 2005 19:46:18 GMT -5
Post by mazdaboy1974 on Jan 7, 2005 19:46:18 GMT -5
Top 10 reasons there are no gang-bangers in Nascar
10. They have to sit upright.
09. Pistol won't stay under seat.
08. Rap music drowns the roar of the engines
07. Police cars on track interfere with race
05. Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.
04. When they crash their car they bail out and run away.
03. There are no sponsors for cadillac.
02. Can't wear helmet sideways.
And the number one reason there are no gang-bangers in Nascar.
01. There are no passenger seat for the Ho.
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Jan 7, 2005 20:26:33 GMT -5
Post by hemidaytona426 on Jan 7, 2005 20:26:33 GMT -5
LMAO!
Thats funny! ;D
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Jan 7, 2005 21:06:53 GMT -5
Post by mazdaboy1974 on Jan 7, 2005 21:06:53 GMT -5
believe it or not it got deleted off bmc
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Jan 7, 2005 21:19:18 GMT -5
Post by hemidaytona426 on Jan 7, 2005 21:19:18 GMT -5
I got deleted off BMC  Go there and I made the thread about a pro street gtx vert |
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Jan 7, 2005 21:48:50 GMT -5
Post by mazdaboy1974 on Jan 7, 2005 21:48:50 GMT -5
my wife gave me the top 10 and thought i get a kick out of it.
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Jan 7, 2005 22:32:03 GMT -5
Post by mazdaboy1974 on Jan 7, 2005 22:32:03 GMT -5
here is another
Top Ten Signs Your Car Should Be Recalled
10. "Leaks brake fluid, transmission fluid and blood"
9. "It can only make left turns"
8. "Ambulances follow you around"
7. "It was rated a "Best Buy" by "Faulty Wiring Magazine""
6. "It has the same battery as your watch"
5. "Heater control is marked "Low," "High" and "Sars""
4. "Page 74 of the owners' manual advises: "Car is for display purposes only""
3. "Blue book value: $38.75"
2. "Seatbelts are made of delicious Taffy"
1. "Dealer promised engine would last as long as your marriage to Britney Spears"
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Jan 7, 2005 23:51:57 GMT -5
Post by hemidaytona426 on Jan 7, 2005 23:51:57 GMT -5
LMAO LMAO
I love the second one
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Jan 9, 2005 17:56:11 GMT -5
Post by ONEBADMK8 on Jan 9, 2005 17:56:11 GMT -5
Its halarious. BMC is a buch of uptighters!
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Jan 9, 2005 18:46:46 GMT -5
Post by mazdaboy1974 on Jan 9, 2005 18:46:46 GMT -5
now someone tell me whats wrong with these top 10's
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Jan 10, 2005 5:10:09 GMT -5
Post by Elliot on Jan 10, 2005 5:10:09 GMT -5
Whats bmc  .
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Jan 10, 2005 9:15:31 GMT -5
Post by mazdaboy1974 on Jan 10, 2005 9:15:31 GMT -5
Whats bmc . Brians model cars |
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Jan 10, 2005 11:28:20 GMT -5
Post by Elliot on Jan 10, 2005 11:28:20 GMT -5
Oh , sounds like I`m not missing out on much then  . |
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Jan 10, 2005 12:05:15 GMT -5
Post by hemidaytona426 on Jan 10, 2005 12:05:15 GMT -5
Nope Your not missin Much! ;D
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